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DEAD INSIDE BUT STILL ONLINE – Gothic Insulated Tumbler with Straw

$34.95

Description

For the ones running on caffeine, anxiety, and zero sleep.

This dark gothic insulated tumbler captures the modern digital void with a haunting design featuring a lone skeleton illuminated by the cold glow of a laptop screen in a chaotic, dimly lit room. Surrounded by tangled cables, shadows, and emotional exhaustion, the artwork reflects burnout, insomnia, doom scrolling, and life spent permanently online.

Rendered in a high-contrast black and white palette with subtle red glow accents, the design delivers a raw underground aesthetic with distressed textures that feel worn, restless, and real. Finished with bold gothic typography reading “DEAD INSIDE BUT STILL ONLINE”, this tumbler is more than drinkware—it’s survival equipment.

Product Details:

High-grade stainless steel insulated tumbler
20 oz. (600 ml) capacity
Tumbler size: 4″ × 7.2″ (10.1 cm × 18.2 cm)
Includes reusable straw and secure lid
Keeps drinks cold for hours and coffee hot through sleepless nights
High-detail gothic artwork with distressed print finish
Bold black, white, and red contrast for a dark streetwear-inspired aesthetic
Blank product sourced from China and printed in the USA

Perfect For:
Coffee, iced energy drinks, late-night gaming sessions, work, school, doom scrolling, and emotional support beverages.

Designed For:
Night owls, gamers, artists, coders, doom scrollers, and the emotionally exhausted.

Care Instructions:

Hand-wash only
Not dishwasher or microwave safe
Not leak-proof — keep upright to help prevent spills

Use it if:
You’ve ever refreshed the same app 20 times at 3AM while pretending you weren’t spiraling.

Size guide

A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches)
20 oz 7 ¼ 4 2 ¾ 10

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